If there was a trophy, medal, certificate or award I could have given her for her outfit, I would have. Earlier that evening when the mundane girls were getting all exited about their stripy tops and sailor suits, this chick was on a whole other level. She was listening to Fleetwood Mac and thinking about Boogie Nights and 70’s porn stars. She looks so hot I just want to see her float away on a yacht. If there is anyone out there who understands and has some cash to burn, can you please buy this girl a yacht???? Her outfit is just screaming for one.

This guy looks like he has stepped out of a Shag painting or a Peter Blake film, he even poses like a beatnik. I could definitely see him on a yacht in the swinging sixties. This one comes complete with goatee, it seems to me he thought this out well before the party, but then, that’s the kind of thing a girl would do. Which leaves me to wonder, could he have been dressed by the girl below and if so, could she have done better on herself??
This one appears to be wearing what’s left of the cookie monster. I was talking to this one about her shoes while I was waiting to use the little girl’s room. She had reached that stage of the evening where her shoes were too painful to wear. I noticed she still had her price tag on the sole of her shoe and so in my drunken stupor, I politely mentioned she might want to remove it. While I was doing my thing (no need for descriptions here) I heard her outside the bathroom door complaining to another party goer about my suggestion. Apparently she likes for people to know how much she spends on her clothes. So just so we are all clear, this girls shoes cost her $14.95!!!!

How many other girls could match a sailor hat with their accessories and pull in off with such chic style. What else can I say? Coco Chanel would be proud.

This dress was well liked by a fair few at the party; I know this cause there were a lot of girls at the party pointing this dress out for me to photograph. I am not sure if I asked her if it was a vintage, but I’m guessing it was. The funny thing about this outfit is that it doesn’t typically subscribe to the nautical theme. If she had someplace to go after or before the party she could still look hot in that dress and very few would ever guess she had been to a themed party. While in this context and paired up with the girl on the right (in the white suit), these two look like they are ready to escape the law on a stolen yacht, very glamorous, I like it!